Dinner and Drinks, On Who?

Fellas, are you tired of footing the bill every time yall go out? Are you tired of being the first one to pick up the check when it comes?  Do you think she is a fraud screaming she is independent but won't pay the bill? Do you feel like you are being used for a hot meal and drinks?...... Well guess what?... You are lucky that is ALL you're paying for.

Do you really think having sex with you every night is worth me fu*king up my $50 dollar blow out? I know you love long silky hair sooo give me the money for that instead of paying for dinner. Not to mention, I know how you don't like it hairy down there, so my wax only cost me $100, I accept checks and direct deposits. Also, I had to go get my mani and pedi done 'cause you hate chipped polish but that's only $40 since I didn't do acrylic 'cause you hate fake anything, soooo can you give me the money for that as well instead of paying for dinner? One more thing boo, I know I said it was a favor at first to run your errands but since we getting technical.... As an assistant I charge a daily rate, this can be discussed at your leisure so you may determine how much of my free time you want me to dedicate to your bullshit..I mean errands. I can go on, but I won't!

So the solution is.. Pay for my dinners and drinks while you sit across from me in your fitted hat that's covering your head 'cause you didn't feel like getting a hair cut along with your white/black tee that looks like it took a lot of thought to put on, along with your sneakers looking like you are leaving straight from dinner to go hoop, and Shut the fu*ck up... or you can start being the lady in this relationship and start doing my dishes, cooking, cleaning, and running my errands.  Men don't realize we put up with alot from them and the least they can do is pay for a dinner.  Do you know how many times we have turned our heads from the "other" women you are entertaining as well?  Maybe that's why you're complaining 'cause your paying for too many dinners and can't catch a break.  I'm not saying women should never pay, but I am saying men should not be complaining because she didn't! Oh and ladies, you can try to impress a man by proving a point that you're not like the other chicks who won't pay but it won't prevent him from treating you like them.  If a man wants you, he wants you!  Think about how many men you have offered to pay dinner for and think about how many of them are still around? .... I'll wait....... *waiting*.... actually... I got something to do. BYE!

*Disclaimer* Ladies this does not apply if he has paid for a few dinners and ask you to cook and you decline.  If you can not cook, you better order the hell out of some food and put it in some pots as if you did or do some house chores. :) This does not apply to raggedy hoes, if you are steady footing the bill for a raggedy hoe, I'd like for you to invest in an escort instead, at least she will make you look good! Also ladies, it is automatic that you pay for his dinner on special holidays such as "HIS BIRTHDAY" and.... (*thinking*).. THAT'S IT!


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