Sack Chasing

Spain (Explain) something to me.  Why do you chase after men who clearly do not want you?  I'm talking about, you on some groupie ish, he didn't personally invite you to his event but you are the first in the door with perfect attendance EVERY TIME.  How will you ever know if he really wants you there if you invite yourself every time?

Sometimes women just need to fall back to see how much a man really thinks about her.  When you continuously throw yourself at him, he will expect that and know that you will always be there.  When you decide to fall back and let him take full control of the situation, you will see if the ni**a is really for you or not.  If he really want you around, you will be the first person he calls because he has not heard from you in awhile and misses your presence.  If he really want you around, he will call you to request dinner, movies, a meet up or something.  He isn't just going to let you fade to black and be done.  He is going to be concerned why you are being scarce and not so into everything he is doing.

A man loves a chase but he doesn't like being chased so much.  Of course he may think it is cute in the beginning, but real talk, he loves it when you are a little mysterious and not so available.  My advice is to keep busy, always have plans, and fit him in where he can get in.  Stop being so available and there at his beck and call.  A man will not appreciate you until he realizes what he is missing.  

To sum up this drunken blog, YES I'M DRUNK, but I'm not stupid.... MAKE HIM MISS YOU!

Check Your Man - NOT ME!

Something I have never understood is a woman confronting another woman when they find out the man they are both involved with has being lying to them. Why is it that you think you owe each other an explanation? I can see a need for confrontation if you are his girlfriend and the other chick is aware of you, but if not, yall both need to check his ass and not each other.

Women are so dumb and blinded by love that we forget the root of the problem is the no good man you are with. He is the one that made promises to you, not her! We are quick to turn the blame on the other chick for distracting your man and coming on too strong to him. You have no reason to be mad at her, she saw something she wanted, just like you, and got it. He is the one you need to b*tch out for breaking your trust. He is the one you need to slap upside the head a few times with a loaf of bread. You look stupid for attacking and innocent person who just met you for the first time and probably is just as heartbroken as you are. The only conversation you two should have is details about how long he has been lying to the both of you so you can decide how you want to deal with the situation. You know I say kick his a** to the curb, but some of yall are soft and don't know how to let go, you like to stick around for strike two, three, and four before you kick him to the curb.

Now let’s say the chick does not about you..... (Chants) "WHOOP THAT TRICK, WHOOP THAT TRICK!" I'm just kidding. In reality, she still doesn't owe you anything. You can try to confront her which may lead to a fight but before you do, you should evaluate if the guy you are with is worth fighting for. Sometimes a man can do all the right things and slip up once but if he is a repeat offender, let her have him and walk away. No man should be worth your time to fight for when the main character breaking your heart.

With that said, stop calling chicks in his phone and threatening her. It's your man you need to check or let go. Eliminate your life from the drama by cutting out the source. F*ck ni**s, get money.

Sext Me Baby

Are you guilty of sexting?  I know I have been asked plenty of times to send a sexy picture of myself to a guy I was generous enough to give my number.  I don't know about yall, but a headshot of me showing off my pearly whites is pretty damn sexy to me. Ni**as seem to want more.  They want you to show off your titties, bend over and spread ya cheeks, and play with the kitty while somehow managing to take a picture of it all with your small ass camera phone at the same time.  I'm sorry, I'm not a member of the Ringling Brothers Circus, my body doesn't contort like that, and as a matter of fact, "GIVE ME MY NUMBER BACK FOOL!"

Ladies, stop falling for the okie doke when he tells you he wants to see a naked picture of you because he misses "it" not "you." Little do you know, he is sitting around with his boys comparing pictures and sending the same message to about 5 other chicks to see who is stupid enough to do it.  Stop thinking these men really care about you. If he really misses you, he will hop on the next thing smoking to see you or he will have you come to him for the real thing.

But if you do decide to participate in this fuckery just make sure:

1. Your face is not included. 
2. You send it to the right number/person. (Imagine sending it to your dad). 
3. You trust the person. 
4. You are okay with your images possibly ending up on a website for the world to see.
5. You don't send a picture of body parts you can tell are yours, for example, your butt cheeks with a birth mark shaped like Africa.
6. Make sure you leave out identifiable jewelry and tattoo's, not many people have a tattoo of your child's face on their titty.

Just remember, you have yourself to blame if your pictures are exposed to the world without your consent.  Stop living in La La land thinking you and him will be together forever and he wouldn't want anyone else to see what you are working with.  All it will take is a nasty break up for him to seek revenge on you.  Look at Kim Kardashian's hoe a**.  I will say it worked out for her benefit but you ain't fu*king with Ray J, or Tiger Woods, so reconsider who you sext.

It's Okay to Be Alone for The New Year

Just like that, the New Year came and your a** is still alone.  Did you really think he would spend New Years with you when he was nowhere to be found on Thanksgiving and Christmas?  I bet you already got your hopes up for Valentines Day thinking he is going to make everything up to you for being absent for the other special holidays (rolls eyes), YEAH RIGHT!

It is time for us to wake up and smell the reefer!  This man clearly has another chick that is getting that family time.  While he is posing in front of Christmas trees and mistletoes with his wifey, you are at the club posing for a new facebook profile picture with the club photographer.  Yet, you will still let him come beat it up the day after the holiday because he apologized with a sorry a** story about how he got the itis and fell asleep on his aunt's couch. (BLINK, BLINK) Yeah right!

In 2010 I challenge women to stop accepting bullsh*t from men.  Stop letting men think they can make everything up to you with hard dick and bubble gum.  You are worth more than that.  If you keep allowing him to treat you any kind of way, he will continue to do so.  My favorite quote is "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."  So with that said, you should stand up for yourself and kick any mans a** to the curb who doesn't meet your standards.  Why invest your feelings in someone who repeatedly shows you he ain't sh*t?  It's okay to be alone. Kick his a** to the curb on first maybe second offense and you will be happy you didn't waste a whole year on him proving to you he ain't sh*t.

Anyway, TO HELL WITH NI**AS, Get Money!